Join me after the jump for oodles and oodles of profanity.

Oh, mother fucker. I fucking knew this would happen. I fucking KNEW it.

From Awful Fucking Announcing (emphasis on the awful - ok, and the fucking):

Saturday, September 26th

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Arkansas @ Alabama (CBS, 3:30pm)- Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson
Illinois @ Ohio State (ABC/ESPN, 3:30pm)- Ron Franklin, Ed Cunningham
Miami @ Virginia Tech (ABC/ESPN, 3:30pm)- Sean McDonough, Matt Millen, Holly Rowe
California @ Oregon (ABC/ESPN, 3:30pm)- Terry Gannon, David Norrie
Texas-El Paso @ Texas (FSN, 3:30pm)- Bill Land, Gary Reasons, Emily Jones

You cocksucking mother fuckers. You mean I have to listen to those fucking no talent hacks a second consecutive week? Fuck you, ABC. Fuck you in the pants. I'd rather listen to Steve the Raccoon and a parrot call this game than Sean McDonough and Matt Millen. I'd rather have Holly Fucking Rowe do pxp and color.

I'd rather get swine flu than listen to those two cumguzzlers call another Virginia Tech game.