Well, This Ruined My Day

by furrer4heisman on Sep 22, 2009 1:01 PM EDT Comment 11 comments

Join me after the jump for oodles and oodles of profanity.

Oh, mother fucker. I fucking knew this would happen. I fucking KNEW it.

From Awful Fucking Announcing (emphasis on the awful - ok, and the fucking):

Saturday, September 26th

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Arkansas @ Alabama (CBS, 3:30pm)- Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson
Illinois @ Ohio State (ABC/ESPN, 3:30pm)- Ron Franklin, Ed Cunningham
Miami @ Virginia Tech (ABC/ESPN, 3:30pm)- Sean McDonough, Matt Millen, Holly Rowe
California @ Oregon (ABC/ESPN, 3:30pm)- Terry Gannon, David Norrie
Texas-El Paso @ Texas (FSN, 3:30pm)- Bill Land, Gary Reasons, Emily Jones

You cocksucking mother fuckers. You mean I have to listen to those fucking no talent hacks a second consecutive week? Fuck you, ABC. Fuck you in the pants. I'd rather listen to Steve the Raccoon and a parrot call this game than Sean McDonough and Matt Millen. I'd rather have Holly Fucking Rowe do pxp and color.

I'd rather get swine flu than listen to those two cumguzzlers call another Virginia Tech game.

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The Cunningham/Franklin crew is excellent

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by Bud Elliott on Sep 22, 2009 1:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

MUTE THE GAME THEN!

Look, there’s no need to throw the F bomb a million times for us to get the point. Just mute the sound if you’re so pained by the commentating.

by HokieWoman on Sep 22, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

HokieWoman...

Have you been over on this site at all? F4H loves that word! That is what makes him so enjoyable to be around.

As bad as it sounds, I think Millen isn’t that bad of an analyst.

The college football season is so fragile. It's like a glass ball being pushed around from stadium to stadium by a rhinoceros.

by Winfield Featherston on Sep 23, 2009 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

But who likes to watch a game without sound?

This game, despite being easily the best game of the week, is really getting screwed. ESPN is obviously hoping Miami wins so that they can start the Miami/OU hype train.

by VT89 on Sep 22, 2009 1:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I love you furrer

and I wholeheartedly agree. Saturday is going to be painful.

by ChocolateBear on Sep 22, 2009 1:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

theyre just so bad

millen and mcd are so useless. they bring nothing to the table. they make me pine for pam ward.

A bullhorn, a bottle of whiskey and a dream. GobblerCountry.com

by furrer4heisman on Sep 22, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ugh, they're pretty bad but let's not go that far. I'd rather listen to a dying horse than Pam Ward caling a game.

by VT89 on Sep 22, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Steve the Raccoon is available

and ABCSPN could probably get him pretty cheap.

A bullhorn, a bottle of whiskey and a dream. GobblerCountry.com

by furrer4heisman on Sep 22, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

XM Radio

XM Radio is your friend.

www.cruhland.com

by Hokie20 on Sep 22, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Matt Millen?

as in former Lions GM Matt Millen?

I can’t believe a single word he says about any player! He’s notorious for making some of the worst personelle decisions ever…and doing that repeatedly year after year! How can a guy like that even work for ESPN, where is his credibility?

Basically the opposite of everything Millen says is true. Don’t be surprised if we ever hear Millen spit out this quote:
“Tony Romo is a big game quarterback.”

Love the cursing

by CanesAddiction on Sep 22, 2009 4:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs