Well, This Ruined My Day
by furrer4heisman on Sep 22, 2009 1:01 PM EDT
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Oh, mother fucker. I fucking knew this would happen. I fucking KNEW it.
From Awful Fucking Announcing (emphasis on the awful - ok, and the fucking):
Saturday, September 26th
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Arkansas @ Alabama (CBS, 3:30pm)- Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson
Illinois @ Ohio State (ABC/ESPN, 3:30pm)- Ron Franklin, Ed Cunningham
Miami @ Virginia Tech (ABC/ESPN, 3:30pm)- Sean McDonough, Matt Millen, Holly Rowe
California @ Oregon (ABC/ESPN, 3:30pm)- Terry Gannon, David Norrie
Texas-El Paso @ Texas (FSN, 3:30pm)- Bill Land, Gary Reasons, Emily Jones
You cocksucking mother fuckers. You mean I have to listen to those fucking no talent hacks a second consecutive week? Fuck you, ABC. Fuck you in the pants. I'd rather listen to Steve the Raccoon and a parrot call this game than Sean McDonough and Matt Millen. I'd rather have Holly Fucking Rowe do pxp and color.
I'd rather get swine flu than listen to those two cumguzzlers call another Virginia Tech game.
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MUTE THE GAME THEN!
Look, there’s no need to throw the F bomb a million times for us to get the point. Just mute the sound if you’re so pained by the commentating.
HokieWoman...
Have you been over on this site at all? F4H loves that word! That is what makes him so enjoyable to be around.
As bad as it sounds, I think Millen isn’t that bad of an analyst.
The college football season is so fragile. It's like a glass ball being pushed around from stadium to stadium by a rhinoceros.
by Winfield Featherston on Sep 23, 2009 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
But who likes to watch a game without sound?
This game, despite being easily the best game of the week, is really getting screwed. ESPN is obviously hoping Miami wins so that they can start the Miami/OU hype train.
I love you furrer
and I wholeheartedly agree. Saturday is going to be painful.
theyre just so bad
millen and mcd are so useless. they bring nothing to the table. they make me pine for pam ward.
A bullhorn, a bottle of whiskey and a dream. GobblerCountry.com
by furrer4heisman on Sep 22, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Steve the Raccoon is available
and ABCSPN could probably get him pretty cheap.
A bullhorn, a bottle of whiskey and a dream. GobblerCountry.com
by furrer4heisman on Sep 22, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Matt Millen?
as in former Lions GM Matt Millen?
I can’t believe a single word he says about any player! He’s notorious for making some of the worst personelle decisions ever…and doing that repeatedly year after year! How can a guy like that even work for ESPN, where is his credibility?
Basically the opposite of everything Millen says is true. Don’t be surprised if we ever hear Millen spit out this quote:
“Tony Romo is a big game quarterback.”
Love the cursing
How to Listen to the VT Announcers instead of Mouthy Millen & Co.
List of VT stations:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Virginia_Tech_Radio_Network_stations
Or you can just put “Enter the Sandman” by Metallica on loop playback.
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