And we thought the injuries were bad the first 9 games. Details on the injuries after the jump.
[FYI: This is just a joke. For those of you without a sense of humor, chill the F out. I'm just bored during bye week.]
Week 10 Injury Report
Logan Thomas - Practicing running over DBs and dislocated his non-throwing shoulder plowing through the door at West End for some London Broil
David Wilson - Finally caught a rabbit. Rabbit had rabies.
Danny Coale - Not really injured; just no one can find him. Once again, he's wide the fuck open.
Jarrett Boykin - Broke all 10 fingers putting on gloves that weren't big enough for him.
All 5 Offensive Linemen - Protesting not running a screen play since they've been recruited.
Chris Drager - Heard he was going to move back to defense for all of the injuries. Quit.
Antone Exum - Lit up another receiver. Sadly it was a high-schooler. In detention.
Kyle Fuller - Smacked the shit out of each defender since he was the only one who could tackle against DUKE!! They all beat the crap out of him.
Jayron Hosley - Hamstring of course. Duh.
Alonzo Tweedy - Lisfranc
Bruce Taylor - Lisfranc
Tariq Edwards - Two Lisfrancs
Haven't heard about the rest of the team. If you have details, let us know.