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Rest of Virginia Tech Football Ruled Out Against GT

And we thought the injuries were bad the first 9 games.  Details on the injuries after the jump.


[FYI:  This is just a joke. For those of you without a sense of humor,  chill the F out.  I'm just bored during bye week.]

Week 10 Injury Report

Logan Thomas - Practicing running over DBs and dislocated his non-throwing shoulder plowing through the door at West End for some London Broil

David Wilson - Finally caught a rabbit.  Rabbit had rabies.

Danny Coale - Not really injured; just no one can find him.  Once again, he's wide the fuck open.

Jarrett Boykin - Broke all 10 fingers putting on gloves that weren't big enough for him.

All 5 Offensive Linemen - Protesting not running a screen play since they've been recruited.

Chris Drager - Heard he was going to move back to defense for all of the injuries.  Quit.

Antone Exum - Lit up another receiver.  Sadly it was a high-schooler.  In detention.

Kyle Fuller - Smacked the shit out of each defender since he was the only one who could tackle against DUKE!!  They all beat the crap out of him.

Jayron Hosley - Hamstring of course.  Duh.

Alonzo Tweedy - Lisfranc

Bruce Taylor - Lisfranc

Tariq Edwards - Two Lisfrancs

James Gayle - Knew he wouldn't get a good chance to sack Tevin Washington since the Wreck don't pass.  Sacked him on Thursday.  Turns out, that's a rules violation.

 

Haven't heard about the rest of the team.  If you have details, let us know.

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