If this turns out to have traction, let the legal process run him off the nearest cliff.

Why, why, why does it always have to be the Hokies that get caught up with all of these socially detested crimes. Dog fighting. Underage sex. Now, effing child abuse.

Couldn’t my man Xavier just keep his head down and sell some memorabilia at the local tattoo parlor, or get an all expense paid trip to a party in South Beach?

Anything but this. Duke fans have already got their magic markers and posterboards ready to go.