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2009 Texas A&M Football Preview: State of The Union
Aggie football players are a lot like the Aggie Corps of Cadets. Some of them are the real thing and deserve your respect, but most play dress up for four years pretending to be something they’re not and end up selling insurance in Tomball. Witness the perfect illustration of my point. West Point....
Season opener is on pay-per-view
The kickoff for the season opener against Louisiana-FEMA Trailer has been set for 6pm. And it's on pay-per-view. Allsome. As if I didn't need any more incentive to watch Texas pistol whip a bunch of dudes who weren't good enough to play at Louisiana-Lafayette and who will be working casino security...
Sooner Forward Juan Patillo Dismissed
For violating team rules. Speculation on the interwebs is that the violation is related to academics which in sooner speak means Patillo pimp slapped a professor or shanked an academic counselor. Any loss of depth at forward sucks for Tiny Gallon. The portly freshman will now be forced into...
__ the Basketball
The basketball is a key element in the game of...basketball My current favorite cliche in announcing is ____ the basketball. Please look for this in the NCAA Tournament, particularly in any game announced by Clark "The Big 10 defines all existence" Kellogg or Dick "I'm now a caricature of a...
NCAA Taunting Rules
The NCAA is putting some teeth into its NCAA Taunting Rules Click the link for Phenom's breakdown of the proposed rule changes; it's well worth the read. My thoughts: I support these stiff penalties wholeheartedly. Why? I just went back and re-watched the '91 Miami Hurricane Cotton Bowl. Love...
AM's fall down the Big 12 ladder
A&M's downfall is mystifying. Not in the sense that we don't understand how it happened. It's mystifying because no program with that many resources and advantages should be a bottom dweller. The question is not "why do we suck?," now it's "how do we get back?" The biggest obstacle for them...
With Spring Practice a Week Away, Let's All Take a Deep Breath: A Counterpoint on Rich Rodriguez and the NCAA's Michigan Investigation
After Markus' outstanding hot seat piece on Rich Rodriguez, it seemed like an excellent time to take a look into what this whole "practicegate" debacle really means to Michigan Football fans rather than the program. I don’t agree with Markus on everything in his post. We’re going to be...
Monday Happy Hour Welcomes When Carcajous Attack! on Board, Refuses to Play Defense, and Knows You Can Get ANYTHING at WalMart
Maize n Brew gives you your daily (or semi-daily) rundown of all the Michigan Football, Michigan Basketball, College Football, and College Basketball news you need to get through the tedium of your boring desk job. For good measure we'll throw in a little irreverent information, comedy and...
Gobbler Country's Week 13 ACC Power Poll
ApACCalypse now. Week 13 Power Poll 1. Georgia Tech (LW: 1, Streak: L1)2. Virginia Tech (LW: 3, Streak: W4)3. Clemson (LW: 2, Streak: L1)4. Miami (LW: 5, Streak: W2)5. Boston College (LW: 6, Streak: W1)6. North Carolina (LW: 4, Streak: L1)7. Wake Forest (LW: 9, Streak: W1)8. Florida State (LW: 6,...
Postgame Aftermisery Thread of Spectacular Failure.
While last week caused heartbreak, this week simply begets anger. It's nearly impossible to discuss this game at the moment without channeling my inner Mike Valenti, so I'll leave it at this: when we give up 42 points to an offense that was previously worst in the conference and 112th in the...
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