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Ron Zook And The Badgering Reporter
(For context, click here.)Yesterday, Ron Zook's press conference. Let me make one thing clear before we get going. This thing's about our football team, about the team that we're playing, about the things going on with our football. Not about me, not about my future. I think our fans, I think...
Let's Try Not Have History Repeat Itself, OK Guys?
Five years ago the Hokies played FSU in the ACC Championship Game and the next day opened ACC basketball play. This weekend, Virginia Tech will do the exact same thing. Hopefully with much different results.
The Worst Jersey In The World
Proving once again there are some things you can't unsee. That smiling older woman with the Frankenjersey is Susan Chelios, the mother of Chris Chelios. Yes, both his parents are still alive. They look great for having a son in the NHL who has to be closing in on Social Security check cashing...
Nightmare Week: The Letdown
Welcome to Nightmare Week. Every day this week I'll present a worst-case scenario that should keep all Hokie fans from sleeping that night. It may be masochistic, but if you knew my dating history you would understand that's just how I roll. Setting the Stage: The Hokies have just beaten Alabama...
Nightmare Week: Glennon's Revenge
Welcome to Nightmare Week. Every day this week I'll present a worst-case scenario that should keep all Hokie fans from sleeping that night. It may be masochistic, but if you knew my dating history you would understand that's just how I roll. Setting the stage: The Hokies are 10-0 going into senior...
The Curious Case of the San Antonio Spurs
Thanks to Lauri, who added the "Go Spurs Go" Before we embark together on this latest rambling journey, filled as ever with the usual obvious observations, trivial statistics and tangents that always manage to be both random and uninteresting, I think it worthwhile to point out that despite...
LIVEBLOG: DRAKE @ IOWA
Sometimes you just don't want to be alone. Like when you're watching Lifetime or having sex. Well, when the Drake Bulldogs visit Iowa tonight for an almost certain crippling defeat; that's another time. The founding fathers of BHGP will be here throughout the game, liveblogging the action, drinking...
Syracuse Man is robbing you of the will to live
There is nothing about Syracuse Man to like, but it's his eyes that reach into your soul and turn your joie de vivre into a festering mass of decay and filth. You cannot look away from Syracuse Man, and you will never, ever be the same. Gaze upon my wig and tremble, puny human! (HT to TV Tan...
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