satire Stories - Gobbler Country
"We've seen some serious incidents of pavement damage here before, but outside of a war zone you're...
"We've seen some serious incidents of pavement damage here before, but outside of a war zone you're not going to see anything like this. When you're dealing with someone like Frank, though, his 11 rating on the Mohs Scale explains it all." Pavement Completely Destroyed in Collision with Frank...
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