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Calling all social media savvy Hokies. I would like to introduce to you the funniest damn thing I’ve seen in a long time. It’s a parody coaching account that is actually hilarious. The user has the twitter handle @CaptFuente and is spectacular. The bit is pretty simple. Imagine Coach Fuente as a Civill War era captain that writes letters home to his beloved mother. The user is also adept at photoshop.
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O.K. that in itself is hilarious. It only gets better:
Mother --
— Capt. Justin Fuente (@CaptFuente) August 28, 2017
As I enter my second year, I must give thanks for Captain Foster's continued leadership.
I have included a Daguerreotype.
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You can’t chalk this account up as a one trick pony. It’s topical as well. The Hokies are traveling north to D.C. to face West Virginia on Sunday, and CaptFuente gives us this:
Mother —
— Capt. Justin Fuente (@CaptFuente) August 30, 2017
In near 4 days time, we face many Mountain-dwelling men. I sense that win or lose many pieces of furniture shall be set ablaze.
JJF
The concept of this account is awesome. My only beef is that the good captain has only tweeted six times since its inception. I guess that’s pretty good production considering he is hand writing the letters, stamping them with his wax seal, and trusting the pony express delivers this pure awesomeness.