Dealing with UVA - help

I’m not a VT alum but have a buddy from UVA who has become insufferable since their CBB national title. There was nothing more fun than torturing him over continuous UVA hoops collapses and the indefinite football losing streak to VT. Now whenever I give him crap all I get is picture from the Final 4 with confetti falling from US Bank Arena.

I’m worried there’s nothing to do but shut up and take it for another year. That can’t be. As a non-VT guy I need some good material and a way to shut him up. What is a good way to still humiliate and embarrass UVA sports fans given the last 12 months? He’s a UVA guy, so he’s pleased with his intellect and I need to account for that as well. Appreciate any help!

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